[{"_1":2,"_3":-5,"_4":-5},"loaderData",{"_5":6,"_7":8},"actionData","errors","root",{"_43":44,"_45":46},"routes/n.~slug_.~issue/_route",{"_9":10},"issue",{"_11":12,"_13":14,"_15":16,"_17":18,"_19":20,"_21":22,"_23":-5,"_24":25,"_26":27,"_28":-5,"_29":30,"_31":32,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":40,"_41":-5,"_42":-5},"id",3464,"newsletterSlug","substack-6465","newsletterName","Ballsify","subject","Hi","publishedAt","2026-10-30T03:34:13.000Z","excerpt","This is your official, autogenerated welcome email. Feel warm and personal enough?","summary","topics",[],"author","Andy Fossett 📓🥃🎧","webUrl","contentHtml","

$\"Ballsify\"$

This is your official, autogenerated welcome email. Feel warm and personal enough?

Yeah, me neither.

So let’s change that. Hit reply and say why the hell you’re here. I’ll respond, and we’ll be… not friends, but whatever the kids are calling loose internet acquaintances these days. We’ll be that, and it’ll be nice.

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