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$\"bitches$

do me a favor, go ahead and UNSUBSCRIBE IMMEDIATELY if you:
1 don’t want to get recaps of the television show judge mathis
2 won’t be satisfied with the occasional longform newsletter about things i’m reading or watching or thinking about
3 think that you might ever get the urge to email me a complaint about items 1 or 2

ok cool?????? let’s have fun.
sam!

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