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propheciesOct 27, 2026

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I’m pretty thrilled to have you, truly. When you signed up, I got an email, and when I checked it, I saw that someone new had signed up to receive things I had written! There was definitely a surge of dopamine that happened then. Even if we don’t know each other, you, personally, have already gotten me high.

Eventually, there will be too many subscriptions for me to receive an email for each one. I’ll receive aggregate reports of subscription information instead, and so each subscriber will not get me high. No, instead, they will be partially responsible for some overall sense of well-being (or, possibly, dread). They will be part-owner of some bundled derivative dopamine instrument, and I think we can agree that this is not as good.

Speaking of subscriptions, the first letter will go out once prophecies has fifty subscribers, and I have written it.

And now, my mailing list software would like to have a few words:

If you can’t find the newsletter, check your spam folder. And please mark this address as ‘not spam.’ If the newsletter isn’t in your spam folder, either, you should look in the Promotions tab.

You can always see everything on the website —Everything, it whispers, if you only knew where to look—

Thanks again, and please tell a few friends if you feel like it.